rubley or rubble 115+ rubles/dollar

[krimster2]

there's no curve on that slope!!!! takin off like a Russian ICBM for Ukraine
the ruble criticised Putin and fell out of a 7 story window

now dear gentle readers of RWD
imagine what happens in a few months
if Russia and Ukraine sign a truce brokered by Trump, but dictated by Putin
and all sanctions against Russia are dropped
and Russian oil and gas goes freakin crazy
along with everything else

not only American business in Russia
but Russian business in America

instead of being backed by gold, each ruble is backed by rubble from donbas
1 ruble = 1 ton of rubble including bricks, re-bar, pieces of appliances and cars and russian bomb fragments (start yur collection!)
insteada callin it rubble they just say ruble

i'm here to enlighten you all with knowledge of Russia and to tell jokes
and I'm ALL OUT of knowledge of Russia
cuz of Hunter Biden's laptop
so....

joke tellin
pissin off rednecks

and other wholesome forms of entertainment

hopefully some fresh idiot will mistakenly wander in some day
for me to make sport of in my usual fashion

department of government efficiency job cuts and tarriffs on chinese, mexican, and canadian goods (including food)
will produce the biggest recession in the USA since the early 80s
if we're lucky and it doesn't slide into a full-on depression like the 1930s

to cut taxes on corporations by transferring the burden to poor and middle class consumers instead of rich business owners
and the reason  they're doin this?
to end WOKE!

capische?

the menace of transexuals from transylvania?
well, we better redistribute income upwards to solve that problem...nudge...nudge...wink...wink...

and I'm supposed to be the CRAZY ONE?
WTF is wrong with ya'll?

Now do ya understand WHY YOU NEED JEWS!
cuz regular white folks ain't too good at understandin this (as you can clearly see, only exception to this are the French)
this is why NAZIS HATED JEWS AND THE FRENCH! and hated the Soviets cuz they had Jews!!!

Jesus
Marx
Freud
Einstein
and now...Krimster

I am a 21st Century Warsaw Ghetto Drone Fighter

I climbed the last remaining red brick ghetto wall in Varshava
to admire the view of the tree lined street
a very sad and melancholy place, cuz of the way the light gets filtered by the trees


PS
I made up almost everything in this post
fact and fiction
don't really matter
if you can provoke a good redneck reaction from them white boyz

amiright?

[krimster2]

Food inflation alone in Russia has surged 70% this year. Potato prices up 73% and butter 30%. True inflation since the invasion in 2022 is 71.4%, dwarfing the official  number of 28%
you know it's a "hard knock life" for Russians when kartoshkie almost doubles in price

this is why I was "Food Independent" on The Rancho Del Krim with 60 soteks
property bordered by fruit trees
green houses, chicken coop, cows, pigs, geese, german shepheards

the alma river ran by my property and I'd catch perch and feed 'em to the cats
Russian cats are totally different from American cats, much more trainable and loyal like a dawg!

if yur Russian and yur not in the military industrial complex you are SCREWED in Russia!!!!
yur income is a fraction of someone in the military industrial complex
low class workers includes teachers, retail workers, office workers

these are the girls who will wanna leave their COLD $500-1000$/month job behind in Murmansk to move to Miami or Los Angeles to make 20 times that
AND YOU can be their facilitator
and YOU can extract ALL KINDS of benefits from that relationship

or...
remain a freaking incel, cuz yur too dumb to figure stuff out

you wanna find GOLD in California?
you gotta go there and use yur head and DIG!!!

same thing in Ukraine
the GOLD in Ukraine is a lot more valuable than the yellow metal
but...
ya still gotta go there and dig fer it

PS

The current interest rate for savings in Russia is 23% and the prime lending rate is 21%.
As a result, Russians have more money in the banks right now than any other time in recent history.
One reason there is so much cash available is the relatively large bonuses and salaries being paid to conscripts who volunteer to fertilize Ukrainian soil and the Russian Central Bank printing money to pay for it.

However, because of Russia's centralized banking system, almost all of that money was converted into national debt to pay for the war, mortgages, or business loans to gap companies losing money in the hyperinflated economy.

There is no possible way for the Central Bank to pay back all of this debt without the continued devaluation of the ruble which is already worth 50% less than it was a year ago.
All it takes is a run on the banks and Putin will have to shut banks with a "Banking Holiday" sounds like fun, family to the beach kinda thing
but if banks crash, they wide out all those savings, like so many other times before in Russian history

Putin needs to end the war and reverse sanctions in the next 90 days!!!
instead of Trump doing whaever Putin wants, the roles should be reversed


watch how quickly everything's gonna happen after Jan 30!

it doesn't make sense for Trump to give the $400 billion of confiscated Russian assets to Ukraine, how will ukraine pay Trump's fee?
putin will give him $$$ and real estate, ergo $400 billion to Russia

so who will pay for Ukraine's reconstruction?
I'm guessing Ukraine...but with a token amount of aid from the west


zelensky will resign
the ukrainian central government becomes weaker
truce violations

baby...
although I chose this lonely life
they're ALL AFTER my blood...

i'm up on the wire
the highhhh wire

and I must let the SHOW GO ON!!


PIC of the Krimster Crimean Hillbilly Family Compound, aka Rancho Del Krim, from the banks of the Alma River about 20 miles outside of Sevastopol (pre-War)

the area all around my home was bombarded this past week by ukrainian drones and falling Russian air defense missiles and AA shells
window rattlers but not window breakers

[krimster2]

http://x.com/igorsushko/status/1859137483323195573

sales and new home construction are WAY DOWN in Russia
prices are falling
on top of a devalued ruble
it's a canary in the coal mine
but also
the land of opportunity, the day after the truce is signed

Real estate has already gone through multiple stages of collapse in Ukraine
$50,000 buys you a small comfortable cottage outside a major city in western Ukraine or an apartment in downtown Lvov/Ternopil with a garage
add backup utilities, satellite TV and internet, fix-up the garage to usa standards

any kinda visa you want is easy to get
I can get residency in Ukraine, cuz I have 2 Ukrainian granparents and becuz my wife is Ukrainian
easy to shelter yur income from taxation

English is an official language of Ukraine
modern banking system works just fine w/USA's
cable modem internet
dhl, UPS work perfectly in ukraine
so does meest for 1,000 pound shipments

monthly cost of living = less than half of USA's
easy to travel anywhere in europe
you can drive a car there

if yur single, it's pooty tang paradise
buy a boat, it's a magnet for babes, who wanna take their tops off to let their "nips" catch the wind!

or just keep on being a "beta" and porn surfin like ya are now with yur loser job
what a pathetic life most of you have

yeah gee, I dunno why women aren't just fallin all over guys like you....
what could be WRONG?

it's society's fault, for not recognising yur true inner greatness
you are the pearl that has been cast to swine
how unfair life is...

how sad...
boo phuqueing hoo

the rest of us can be carpet baggers in Ukraine or Russia
cuz we're like buzzards and can smell the opportunity
and DO SOMETHING about it
cuz we're NOT "betas"

I came
I saw
I conquered Ukraine, a lot better than what Putin did

ukraine is the ocean
and I am the fish
eta moy doma
understand?

[olgac]

This is even more embarrassing

[krimster2]

kazakhstan is like Mexico
$500 gets you a HUGE STACK of small denomination notes
i'd carry it in a paper bag stuffed inside my vest
after 3 weeks of backpacking in southern mexico, I had half of it still left over
found dozens of undocumented mayan sites

kazakhstan has amazing outdoor swap meet style markets for everything in the universe
i like to buy gemstones there, but I know what I'm doing, I'm GIA certified

I like the mixed  kazakh/russian girls who usually have a Russian father and an asian mother
these girls are SUPER GOOD LOOKING and very "outdoorsy" "Tom-boyish" who like to shoot Mosins as much as I do
high cheek bones, cat eyes, smooth white skin, bright smile
and yur the MOST EXOTIC and "interesting" man she's ever met
and you can't "get in ger pants"???

then you don't deserve to have a PENIS
and it should go find another place to live!

stay away from former test sites in Kazakhstan, and Uzbeckistan, they are MUCH worse than Chernobil!!!!
and they're wide open

standard of living, quality of life kinda things have really improved there in the last 20 years
now it's an easy place for westerners to get around in

in the old days you'd fly in from Moscow, but now ya fly direct
exhausting flight
that's why coming in the other direction makes more sense

but it's still at least a year away before I evaluate getting a place "over there"

[Trenchcoat]

Looks like what I've been saying is already coming about Russia's economy starts to fall apart the longer the War goes on. Russia's economy failing apart will affect what happens on the front line and vice versa. That Russia can only wage war for a certain time before it's economy seriously starts to crack up.

This article makes a similar point to what I've been saying that the number of men that can be drafted is not necessarily as large as it might seem as men are needed in the Factories too in Russia. So take many men away from the Labour Pool of industry and Labour costs start to rise, inflation goes up, interest rates go up to try to stop inflation and overall the Russian economy comes under a pincer movement from both the affects of high inflation and high interest rates:

http://amp.theguardian.com/world/2024/nov/27/russias-rouble-plunges-to-lowest-rate-since-early-weeks-of-ukraine-war

"Russia’s economy has proven more resilient to international sanctions and the pressures of war than many western officials anticipated. However, surging military expenditures and a deepening labour shortage as working-age men go to the front or flee are sparking growing concerns in Moscow about the strain on the economy and the long-term viability of sustaining a costly conflict."

[olgac]

Looks like what I've been saying is already coming about Russia's economy starts to fall apart the longer the War goes on. Russia's economy failing apart will affect what happens on the front line and vice versa. That Russia can only wage war for a certain time before it's economy seriously starts to crack up.

As they say in Russian:
"Твои б слова да Богу в уши!"
http://verymuchrussian.com/russian-dictionary/tvoi-slova-da-bogu-v-ushi/

[krimster2]

te slovo bog's ooskkie!!!
is better than
te slovo bog's jhoppa
cuz it's NICER!!!