Time for some Humor!!

[Trenchcoat]

http://www.france24.com/en/middle-east/20240918-what-we-know-about-lebanon-s-exploding-pagers

Exploding pagers, can't get much funnier than that

Wonder how many had it near their private parts and lost those 😆

[ML]

My friend Andy told me just this morning:

Yesturday my wife ran off with my best friend Mike.

I didn't know Mike was your best friend.

He has been since yesturday!

[krimster2]

did she take the pickup truck to????
he'd also better check on his dawg....

shheeeetttt man
she picked...a fine time to leave him......

Redneck Angst
like a Tornado in a Trailer Park

[olgac]

translation:
my wife saw me take this photo and now she is not speaking to me.
Tell me, what did I do wrong? It's not every day You see a dog driving a car!

[2tallbill]

Even the modern Feminist women have mothers that want to be Grandmothers.
Some young College Grads have been offering this service for a few years.

[krimster2]

when I was in High Skool my mom used to give me $10 to take out her friends "un-phuquable daughters"
i'd discreetly close my eyes and have sex with them
I didn't offer full service like the new generation
cuz my mother wouldna gone much higher than $10, worth I dunno maybe $80 now

sex and money always seem to go together somehow

[krimster2]

a typical Russian wedding
any time ya have a bunch of drunk Russians, this is usually the outcome

there's a lotta anger in Russia, that anger's gotta "go somewhere"
this is WHY Russia is hazardous to EVERYBODY, and not just becuz of the FSB
and you Westerners there will be a "lighting rod"


http://x.com/i/status/1843748462694936665

[Trenchcoat]

a typical Russian wedding
any time ya have a bunch of drunk Russians, this is usually the outcome

there's a lotta anger in Russia, that anger's gotta "go somewhere"
this is WHY Russia is hazardous to EVERYBODY, and not just becuz of the FSB
and you Westerners there will be a "lighting rod"


http://x.com/i/status/1843748462694936665

The link isn't working for me, perhaps there is some extra stuff on the end or something.

[krimster2]

yeah, sorry, they took it down

[ML]

Wife tells me there is a standard story in Ukraine that long distance truck drivers have produced children in several cities along their routes.

Government put out edict that these truck drivers must gather up all such children and bring them to his home.

One driver picked up 4 such children and was driving them to his home.

Called his wife and told her to have their 3 children ready to meet these 4 arriving children.

Wife:  All the children have been taken.

[ML]

http://www.facebook.com/reel/1893683044486531

[krimster2]

...give that big booty a slap....

I love doin that...
and the ripple hits the nipple

[ML]

http://www.facebook.com/reel/2275126536205338

[olgac]

not very realistic for an Asian woman

[krimster2]

much. much better examples of generative AI on youtube
just so long as you understand, it's not actually AI
unfortunately that name stuck
it's really more a statisitical process that uses"Deep Learning"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transformer_(deep_learning_architecture)
it's NOT actually "intelligent"

this is one of my hobbies now

a few more years this'll start impacting the labor market in various ways
"true AI", machines that can reason, as well or better than a human
will start appearing in the 2nd generation of Deep Learning, that should come out in about 10 years

same computer architecture will make yur images, speak to ya, listen to ya, and a 100 other things
the impact of this will be even bigger than the internet and Beel's admission he doesn't like Trump

what a glorious time to be alive, and see all the miracles that are happening

[ML]

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile, and I am so angry about her lies.

She is not “fun to be around” !!

[krimster2]

after I signed up myself, I selected her profile and messaged her
that's what she texted me back about you as well, and she said ya had a VERY SMALL...you...know...what....

[ML]

Yes, I know my feet are very small.

[olgac]

I recently created a profile (without a photo) on fdating trechcoat recommends so much. I wanted to help my young friend see if there are some european software developers meeting her standards of below 40 and at least 6 ft tall and not overweight she could bring to US once she gets her citizenship

Just out of interest I looked at Russian men who fit this criteria. 1/3 of them were looking for women 50 and under LOL
few wrote my profile where I have my real age of 54. Russian men must be really desperate to leave these days!

[krimster2]

supply and demand, demographics is working against her

women marry older than themselves
that is a disappearing age group, bad health care leads to low life span for men, leads to lower number of men relative to women

men...
marry younger...
so there's a larger group relative to them

that's why some dewd that looks like the freakin hunch back of Notre Dam
can get a himself a real beauty in Ukraine...

and if it isn't so...
then how could she love me...



It won't be easy, you'll think it strange
When I try to explain how I feel
That I still need your love after all that I've done

Don't Weep for me....Ar-gen-tina

[olgac]

well from the looks of it a 50 year old woman can also go to FSU and get a many 15-20 years younger LOL

[ML]

well from the looks of it a 50 year old woman can also go to FSU and get a many 15-20 years younger LOL

As I understand it, this has been the case for many years with respect to younger Egyptian men and older British women.

[krimster2]

it depends on the woman....
no matter what, she's still gonna have to "put out"

and not all middle-aged women are comfortable with that
OTOH, sometimes, some women, who have not had a lot of sex...
will just sudenly turn-on, if they have a chance

an older woman, can be very tender with a younger man
for example, they will cuddle with you, while givin ya a HJ, young woman, will do it quickly to get it overwith
totally different kinda realtionship and sex

the ukraine experience, is like a starving man, who wanders into an "all-you-can-eat" buffet
and makes a pig of himself

the more anglo-saxon, i.e. different lookin, the better ya are over there
cuz yur "exotic"
use genetics to work for ya, not against ya
them women, all wanna "out-breed" with outsiders like you
cuz, it's in their genes, so you can use it to get into their jeans

slovo!!

cut WITH the grain
and not against it

don't be a pridorik
open yur eyes and see what's goin on....
watch the world, and it'll teach ya

[ML]

Comprising with a woman.

Note:  Funny, but I don't have such problems with my current wife.

[krimster2]

my way:

I don't live in the same world as everyone else in my family
so whatever problems my family creates for me, don't really matter, cuz I just retreat to my world, and ignore them

in the future, pretty much everyone will be living in an augmented artificial reality

you will not be crazy, if you live in Virtual CrazyTown, because there is no such thing as mental illness in Crazy Town, because it's been normalized
kinda like legalizing drugs

only if you live outside  in objective reality would you not fit
ergo, if yur a square peg, don't live in the round world, with all the round people
make an imaginary world REAL, and make it yur home
AI and computer graphics will be like a mirror you hold up to your brain


if you can't make mohammed into "a normal citizen"
then let mohammed go live on his mountain top

you can live on yur own digital island
with your digital wife and family
and a digital life
while never setting foot in the real world

note:
a century from now, cloning and artifial wombs are made
it's against the law to clone a living person's DNA
but not  a dead person
so "resurrection men" will probe graveyards for human DNA to be cloned
take precautions, post motem, or you'll end up bein a slave clone in the asteroid belt

you think I'm kidding?
do you have any idea of the shitstorm that the fusion of AI and Genetic Engineering is gonna bring

did you know Russians are trying to create a "Meta-Prion"
a synthetic prion that causes ALL proteins in all species to mis-fold, and what this means?

the peak time for Novichok is June-August


Novichok in the morning
Novichok in the evening
Novichok at suppertime
will you be...
my lovely Novichok valentine?

Love, Krimster


I hope there's intelligent life somewhere in the universe
cuz there's phuque all, down here on Earth